FLABBY 21ST BIRTHDAY

It all started with the pull of a yellow string and hence the friendship with a yellow person was found... It was back towards the end of 2010 when I never really knew you and I never even popped in for your birthday but one day we sat next to each other in Mr. Lychee King's class and you were having the time of your life with the yellow string that came off my pouch and that's when this crazy friendship sparked... When we both realised that not only great minds think alike but even corrupted minds do and we were happily fondling away with the yellow string making penises and shit over accounting class... Who would've known that a short yellow string would turn into a long happy friendship... And thus, Iron Man and Flabby Girl were born... A match made in heaven and now I'll let the pictures to a little talking...

Doing wild shit with Shaun's blower in Backofen during year 1... Short hair days and one of my favourite common profile pictures... Still my favourite picture of the two of us... 

Le wild bitch flouring me on my 19th birthday and you made it to the top of the list that day in flouring me kao kao... 

My only camwhore crazy picture with you while waiting for class... Black and Yellow... Black and Yellow... 

Our last day in college officially after exam in Old Town... 

The best of it all that made me cry... My best buddy who organized my epic awesome 21st together with my other crazy kick ass darlings... I will never forget this ever and I couldn't love you more for this...

Well that was a journey through time since 2011 mainly... These 5 pictures really don't say anything at all for my moments with you can't be described in pictures... Every drop of my sweat in the gym, every second of the time I studied, every ml of petrol used up on me, everything that motivated me, everything that nagged me, everything that loved me and made me smile and move on in life over these 3 years especially since last year was because of you and if anyone ever sincerely cared for me Mel honestly it'll be nobody but you...Thanks for being that amazing friend anybody would die to have and I will love you forever more... 

Here's to the marvellous 21st birthday of yours and god bless you my dear... May your deepest desires come true and rock on forever more... You're an immortal bitch and stay cool that way... 

I love you my darling...

WIFE

I NEVER KNEW JING YEE

So once upon a time... Long long ago...

during the Foundation of Frienship

 the finding of a girlfriend

the discovery of bubble tea (look at the poyo behind there)

the awkwardness of Lalaland 

 the gallivanting through malls

 the celebration of life (with an ass spoiling our romantic moment again at the back there)

 and most of all the times through lessons in class...

there was a girl called Fish whom I knew not here name. She became my Malaysian Studies group mate since she was my classmate. Supposedly my girlfriend but then it was all whatever but it was not until in degree during Year 2 and mainly Year 3 did I find the spark in this little woman called Poo Jing Yee and sometimes I even forget that that's her name originally.

Oh, so well what can I say about her... Crazy woman... Lala woman... I never knew you were Aqua woman that's for sure... K-Pop (Lala woman)... It's always fun to be around you and your smile makes me smile most of the time (Just thought I'd let you know)... Year 3 was fun and epic especially with you and thanks for all your iPhone moments like forever from Temple Run to Camwhore Crazy.

I miss watching Lagaan with you in the library theatre... I miss going AMA with you... I miss going Com Lab with you... I miss our Face 2 Face moments... I mostly miss all the camwhoreing we'd do and of course... I miss our classes together every other subject and lecture and assignments... I miss our lame jokes like ALPHABET SOUP and mostly our EPIC LAZY MOMENTS.

Happy 21st Birthday Fishy Fish... Love You Loads... God Bless You...

FISH & CHIT FOREVER

CLUELESS BUT COMPLETE

Sooooo hello hello hello... I'm back after a gazillion years...

Life's like that and life's been like that... Exams were sucky and I finally graduate with only a Second Class Upper from all that class skipping and sleeping and shit fuck... IF ONLY is a bad word sorry ARE bad WORDS... BADDER THAN FUCK... Badder sounds cooler than worse so badder it is...

Then I sat back and laid down doing nothing but food and facebook and food and sleep and fuck my life away... 

Nowwwwww... I've enrolled for a professional paper and am simply trying to steer my life supposedly in the right direction... Fuckallulahhhhhhh.... 

It's been day 2 of my classes and we'll just see where this goes... Just kidding... It'll go far... I'm going to be a winner and top this shit to replace my stinky degree... 

Well life goes on I guess... So what if others get a first class and you stink... Be what you want to be and live your life but just don't waste it away EVEN MORE... Please note the words even more hahaha...

Planning to become a teacher in the future but I'd have to do a Masters for that but whatever... For now I'll just stink here so awesomely god might make me an auditor instead... 

So this is the story of my life... In terms of academic and work and fuck and suck... I really don't know if I'm on the right track but I'm so there... Will update my love life soon though there's nothing to actually update about it... Honestly I've never felt this serious about my academics... ACCA is a killer and I'm going to kill it before it can kill me...

Who Dat Bitch... Watch Out People... She So Rocks... Yeah That's Me... I Will Win...

Clueless it is but I do feel Complete now with...

ACCA

BABY GOT BACK

Honestly

Olaaaaa I'm BACK!!!!!

Like anybody actually caressss?!?!?!

Stoning in CRTP and have lots to update!!!

So my final post was after Christmas and since the start of 2013 I've lost weight, gained weight, made resolutions, broken resolutions, felt happy, felt sad, studied, played, fallen in love and fallen OUT of love and everyday I'm just being the same old same old with a smileeeeeeeeeee.

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!

THE JADED GENTLEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

So I just finished compiling my audit after two wholesome days... I'm like overjoyed now and I had too much to eat this week... Please don't mind the crazy blue heart shaped man up there... He was blue and interesting and that was the first nice image I found on Google when I typed in the word jaded... Jaded means bored... I'm sure you've learnt that if you read my blog... Exams a galore coming up and I'm here blogging after a 100 years... OMG I didn't even appear for Christmas... Merry Christmas HO HO HO... Well his red coat looks like a nice sophisticated Christmas suit doesn't it... So I'll compensate for everything in this post... Ellie Goulding is my all new favourite and since my Mixpod is not working anymore, I've got myself a Podsnack and it's pretty awesome... I guess... Woohoo... New music that finally works... Okay back to exams... I just felt really bored deactivating my Facebook account and so I'm here after a long long time and I will be back again after another long long time... BTW that guy up there is actually for sale on some website... Who would buy a painting like that?... So much to update but so little time and definitely no energy and that's just what I say everytime I blog because I hardly do it... Ha ha ha... 

LIFE'S GOOD 

YOU HOO HOO

Ashwin Kakumanu

Made Me Crazy...

OFFICIALLY 

ALL THINGS NEW

i have a thing for The Cataracs and the one on the right and they're old already

it's like there's no scent in the flowers, there's no spark in the fireworks but don't you just love flowers and fireworks... 

all things new are already in a way...

OLD

SUDDEN INSPIRATION

Like Out Of No Where...

I've just got this inspiration to write because now I'm in FM next to an idiot who is pissing the crap out of me who thinks love is full of crap... OMG randomness to the extreme level... Okay I know I'm not paying attention but I went for FM on Tuesday already so early in the morning that I'd get to live another day from the boredom that I suffered... It's Halloween and my Raincoat Ghost who popped out of The Village costume turned out to be an epic FAIL... 

Please do not start on the picture at all... All I did was Google 'sudden inspiration in life' and I got Julie Andrews dancing on the hill tops of Sound of Music... okay there was a lovely picture of Christopher Robin playing with his friends but I don't know why Julie Andrews singing seemed more inspiring... Maybe because she's singing hehe.... 

Mr Mike is like explaining something and the class just wowed at something which I'm not really sure what it is but I think I'm like in love or something with Mr Mike and his utter cuteness but sorry Sir I ain't paying no attention today...

AIC is like on it's way to hell and so am I... Need I explain further... 

Life on the whole is full of awesomeness and awesome shit as well... 

People Make Me Smile More...

THIS IS MY 111th Post... and I'm too lazy to turn the font colour into blue...

CHEERS

:)

TWO DECADES YOU SEXY BITCH

Dear May Nwe Win,

It's been 2 years and 10 months now knowing you and girl I have to say it's been the best 2 years and 10 months knowing you. So I ain't going to do the talking you sexy Mongolian BITCH of mine. I'll just let the good times roll. Happy Birthday Babes. 

Over at the Dessert's Bar and you were like entirely cam whoring with my scarf as well back in Foundation. We grew with all those restaurants until now it's become Tiffins aha. 

Some rubbish we were doing in class back then. I think it was about your phone. Remember that old phone you had and I'd change your wall paper to that picture of you with your black face mask. Haha the Mongolian ghost strikes. Okay just to let you know I know you're from Myanmar okay bitch haha. 

Of all the pictures in your phone, this was the best. I drew it in Statistics lecture I think and we were dwelling on our future if we'd ever remain close friends ever. After all that emotional comments on Facebook well HELL YEAH we're closer than we think. 

This was the stupidest yet the most awesome conversation I had with you. It was all cry cry all the way that foundation was coming to an end and life would change drastically. Good old messenger times isn't it. All that spam and drawing you will do on the messenger. Almost every night babes. 

Here we are after foundation still standing strong never failing to meet up during our breaks in our favourite restaurant with all that Snitzel Chicken and funky cakes. Can you see an ass at the back there spoiling our romantic picture. Haha. 

This is me being an ass in your old house on my birthday so excited to get creamed. Your place was THE HUB la. Chilling time meant May's house. I miss that place and all the rubbish we did there. Cooking to chilling and my first Korean drama was officially watched in your house. Lee Min Ho for the win. Boys Over Flower. Which reminds me of how annoyingly Korean you still are. Gay Fags Forever. 

This was your epic creamy birthday and of course I just had to right. I cried man over your birthday. Well that's how awesome you are to me babes. I love you. 

My bitch and me on my birthday. Good old times. 

The ugly looking but super tasty cake I baked for my bitch. Your epic creamy birthday that is. 

Over the years so much has happened and you've been there through good times and bad times and next year to know that you're going to be flying off, bitch you know I'm going to miss you to death that is. With all the love in the world babes...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH !!! 

I'M BACK

It's been a while innit but I'm just here now from all that rage that has been stopping me from coming back. There's so much to talk about as usual and everything is just miserable news of the new age. Breaking news or broken news. 

Oh, I'm back alright...

BROKEN